Muscle Asylum Project Freak Fix - Molecularly Enhanced Muscle Synthesizing Protein Matrix!
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For individuals committed to getting impossibly huge. Freak Fix™ is the first molecularly enhanced, muscle synthesizing protein matrix, conceived by a radical team scientists to trigger chronic muscle growth. Freak Fix was created specifially for bodybuilders trying to break the 250 lbs. - 300lbs. barrier. Freak Fix can be ingested at any time throughtout the day or night and is exponentially powerful when consumed immediately following a torturous training session. Hybridized from unique muscle modifying factors, including a calculated dose of MCTs and an insanely potent protein composite, Freak Fix beats conventional formulas into submission. Once your're on Feak Fix, you will experience a truly extraordinary series of events. Slab of granite-hard muscle will morph onto your frame, and previous personal bests in the gym will seem like a joke. Freak Fix is the choice of bodybuilding extremists willing to do whatever takes to get BIG.
Notice To Users: By applying the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory, MAP scientist developed Wave Pulse Technology™ - designed to take advantage of, and improve upon, dynamic nutrient transport. Years ahead of its time, this patent-pending, groundbreaking innovation leverages a precise portion of strategically scaled molecular compounds engineered to invade your body in a rapid chemical priority. This delivery system is not a time released process. Wave Pulse Technology is built to initiate rapid nutrient delivery and uptake for abnormal muscle size and strength.
Caution: Keep out of reach of aerobics instructors, yoga teachers, and wannabe bodybuilders. Freak Fix™ can cause an instant taste dependency, which is extremely difficult to kick. Always store Freak Fix in a safe place, especially from your training partner. Don't use this product unless your sole purpose in life is to become a FREAK.
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